{"title":"previous schitty boxes","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"schitty-polish-collab-august-nail-polish","title":"schitty polish box aug 25","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable for pre-order 8\/16 - 8\/23.  Orders containing these polishes will not ship until after 9\/1.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Schitty Polish Collab - a monthly box, starting in August from Jen \u0026amp; Berries and Royla Lee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the \"Honeymoon\" episode when Stevie and David discuss their preferences, with wine as a metaphor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(122, 62, 173);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoyla Lee: I like the wine and not the label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea wine purple base with aqua to purple shifting shimmer and scattered holo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(191, 126, 192);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJen \u0026amp; Berries: So...you're really just open to all wines\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLavender crelly base with pink\/gold\/green large particle shimmer and blue \u0026amp; gold metallic flakes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44840015069382,"sku":"np_spc_aug25","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/schittycollabbothnailpolisheskatja.webp?v=1754783953"},{"product_id":"schitty-polish-box-sept25","title":"schitty polish box sept 25","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable for pre-order 9\/20 - 9\/27.  Orders containing these polishes will not ship until after 10\/1.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Schitty Polish Box - a monthly indie polish duo from Jen \u0026amp; Berries and Royla Lee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the 'Murder Mystery' episode when Moira won't commit to Twyla's party.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(166, 158, 89);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoyla Lee: I am pleased to RSVP as Pending\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ea gold base with linear holo, holo flakes, and silver reflective glitter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(122, 62, 173);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJen \u0026amp; Berries: As soon as I circle back and double check\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ea purple base with small pink\/gold crystal shifting flakes and holographic flakes\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44972454183110,"sku":"np_spc_sept25","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/schitty_collab_polishes_main.webp?v=1758147127"},{"product_id":"schitty-polish-collab","title":"schitty polish box oct 25","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable for pre-order 10\/18 - 10\/25.  Orders containing these polishes will not ship until after 11\/3.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Schitty Polish Box - a monthly indie polish duo from Jen \u0026amp; Berries and Royla Lee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the \u003cspan\u003e'Wine and Roses' episode, where Moira attempts to shoot a commercial for a wine company.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(203, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoyla Lee: You'll Remember the Name\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea red peachy base with pink to gold shifting shimmer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(16, 153, 91);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJen \u0026amp; Berries: Bingo Lingf*cker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea green jelly base with a mix of silver and emerald flakes, green\/blue multichrome flakes, green\/blue crystal shifting flakes and black flakes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45133587415238,"sku":"np_schittycollab_oct","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/schittycollabbothez.webp?v=1760753700"},{"product_id":"schitty-polish-box-7-nail-polish-advent","title":"schitty polish advent nov 25","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable for pre-order 11\/15 - 12\/1.  This does not qualify for additional Black Friday discounts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Taylor told me she'd be too swamped to include a polish for this month's Schitty Polish Box, I recruited another maker to fill in. Over the past two years I've insisted that this person watch Schitt's Creek and she kept promising to but then got busy with other things. Well, she finally did this year, then proceeded to send me messages (often!) about how incredible it is!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis maker is none other than Rogue Lacquer! We intended to do just 1 polish each, but when we decided on the theme, it just wasn't possible to pick only 2 so we are doing a 7 polish advent! \u003cstrong\u003e4 from Jen \u0026amp; Berries and 3 from Rogue Lacquer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpoilers are available as a replay of the live preview from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/DQ8Vngejalx\/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link\u0026amp;igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==\" title=\"lacquer2lashes schitty polish advent preview\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLacquer2Lashes\u003c\/a\u003e on Instagram, in the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Jen \u0026amp; Berries Polished Patch Facebook group\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/jandberries\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eJ\u0026amp;B Polished Patch\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"schitty polish box facebook group\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/1290178232726142\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSchitty Polish Box\u003c\/a\u003e Facebook groups, on the RedditLaquerists Discord in the jen-n-berries channel and \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"schitty polish advent spoilers\" href=\"https:\/\/jandberries.com\/blogs\/news\/schitty-polish-advent-spoilers\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e on the website.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45218105295046,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/schittyadventwrogue.jpg?v=1763165655"},{"product_id":"schitty-polish-box-feb-26","title":"schitty polish box feb 26","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis pre-order has closed.  Orders containing these polishes will not ship until after 3\/7.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Schitty Polish Box - a monthly indie polish duo from Jen \u0026amp; 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Berries and Royla Lee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by banter between David and Stevie.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(30, 128, 58);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRL: I think you're kind of rude\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e - Green\/gold\/blue multi chrome with holo flakes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(156, 147, 205);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJB: Is that a question?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e - periwinkle base with a blue\/purple holographic shimmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45583621718214,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/aprilschittyboxboth-kay.webp?v=1774021163"},{"product_id":"schitty-polish-box-april-26","title":"schitty polish box apr '26","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order open 4\/18 - 4\/25.  Orders containing this duo will not ship until after 4\/4.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Schitty Polish Box - a monthly indie polish duo from Jen \u0026amp; Berries and Royla Lee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the \"Love Letters\" episode, when a robber in a ski mask threatens David \u0026amp; Stevie and they upsell him products like wine and cheese.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(10, 84, 103);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJen \u0026amp; Berries: You guys said you were held up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCerulean jelly base with gold iridescent holographic flakes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(130, 18, 70);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoyla Lee: Emotionally\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDeep berry linear holo \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVideo:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e@polishedwithrae on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IEreTq_uOik\" title=\"schitty polish box swatches by polishedwithrae\"\u003eYouTube\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45725386473670,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/apr26_schittypolishbox_kristal_both.webp?v=1776276702"},{"product_id":"schitty-polish-box-may-26","title":"schitty polish box may '26","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order open 5\/16 - 5\/23.  Orders containing this duo will not ship until after 6\/1.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor May, we decided to fulfill Taylor's lifelong dream of doing a polish called \"Don't Worry... It's His Sister!\" based on the iconic Schitt's Creek sign!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRL: Don’t Worry… It’s His Sister!\u003cbr\u003eA olive yellow base with green\/purple\/red\/gold multichrome. This may stain - this is also a very close (intentional) dupe of Tonight We Fly! from years ago. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJB: This is worse. 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A purple base with red to gold micro flake shimmer and pinky red reflective glitter \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJB: I'm what's known as \"Offer Only\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark blue base with a teal\/blue\/purple shimmer underneath a purple\/pink\/orange\/gold\/green  magnetic shimmer.  Please note that this has a subtle type of magnetic shimmer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVideo:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e@polishedwithrae on \u003ca title=\"schitty polish box swatches by polishedwithrae\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ULZi8X0vAb4?si=cGvmc4aeVlFKd4yp\"\u003eYouTube\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45899038916806,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/7905\/6326\/files\/jazzagals_both_02.webp?v=1780266350"}],"url":"https:\/\/jandberries.com\/collections\/previous-schitty-boxes.oembed","provider":"Jen \u0026 Berries","version":"1.0","type":"link"}